Twitter is a weird and sometimes funny place to be. Over the past week, we’ve collected a few tweets from Asian American personalities across the board. Here’s some of our favorites:
Dog lovers will probably say even one cat is too many. Anna Akana begs to differ.
how many cats? pic.twitter.com/lcTHhwX68Y
— Anna Akana (@AnnaAkana) March 27, 2018
How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious movie and only Jen is brave enough to say it https://t.co/YdtVV4Ruy3
— Frank Shyong (@frankshyong) March 29, 2018
The fact that Wendy’s dropped a mixtape is either a one-off, or we’re going to end up seeing McDonald’s get a Grammy next year.
Yo, @Wendys dropping a mixtape is exactly the type of innovation I strive to offer the world. I am impressed and on the floor. “Why your ice cream machine always broke”
— Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) March 25, 2018
It’s OK, Chrissy. It’s easy to confuse the two.
John said there would be leopards today. But it’s lepers. I uh, am not good with the Bible.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
We’re in Aries season now, so… Cancer and Capricorn? You’re on thin ice.
Thank god for strangers at parties who type me by astrology or else I wouldn’t know who to hate.
— Jenny Yang (@jennyyangtv) March 27, 2018
Did you know bananas and avocados are berries?
I’m technically a “millennial.” However, a tomato is technically a “fruit,” but it would look incredibly out of place in a fruit bowl.
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) March 28, 2018
Finally, a man who knows what he wants.
i prefer moron, thank u very much https://t.co/Ne4GUuQToO
— kevin shea (@kevinsheacomedy) March 27, 2018
Disco can save lives.
CPR can be easy to follow thanks to @kenjeong. While our teacher is not a famous actor and comedian, signing up for the class at https://t.co/DJQDGFgBWx will teach the @RedCross fundamentals.https://t.co/JggODgpnsD
— Lewiston Adult Ed (@LewistonAdultEd) March 27, 2018
Time is just an illusion made by man to explain the unexplainable.
Your asian stereotypes are lies because I literally just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what time 19:06 is. Is it even PM
— AWKWAFINA (@awkwafina) March 26, 2018
This is weirdly and deeply relatable in a way we cannot express.
— Jimmy O. Yang (@FunnyAsianDude) March 25, 2018
What’s another word for rooster?
The many dangerous and fun roads I can go down with this one.. I’ll just leave this one here… https://t.co/QbSg5H26zo
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) March 26, 2018
Nothing we have ever read has ever resonated with us as much as this tweet.
while writing: this is awful
1 hr after writing: this is great
six months after writing: this is the worst thing i have ever read. erase it from the record. tell no one about that adverb. boil my eyes in soap
10 years after writing: this is fine
— sonia saraiya (@soniasaraiya) March 28, 2018
What are some of your favorite tweets from this week? From who? Let us know!