Forget Black Day (South Korea’s April holiday for singles). Who can wait a whole two months after having your heart crushed by your unresponsive, unrequited jjak-sarang (one-sided love)? Eat jjajangmyeon now. Just be sure to consume the noodles in the privacy of your home. Salty tears and black bean sauce do not mix. ($1; www.hmart.com)
